Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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