The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
They took my balls.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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