kristin has been a bad kristin
I think I won the penis lottery.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
It all started with a game of naked twister.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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