Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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