i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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