Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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