love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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