It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Randomize
