"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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