Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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