I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Randomize
