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(740): View more from Ohio

Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.

(740): View more from Ohio

Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight

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(513): View more from Ohio

she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."

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(845): View more from New York

Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.

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(785): View more from Kansas

Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls

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(303): View more from Colorado

My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."

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(331): View more from Illinois

She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I regret nothing

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

Not even Married Dan?

(1-401): View more from Rhode Island

I regret one thing

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