This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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