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  The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single

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• I think you're talking about the web article "Why I Will Never Have A Girlfriend", which uses some population stats and basic statistical formulas to explain--mathematically--why meeting the girl of your dreams is literally next to impossible. Don't judge, dude. It's actually pretty funny. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 3:16am

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• Were you reading the article with him (203)? You're a umbass. And fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:48pm

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• How about fuck you!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:10am

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• I'm a girl in AP Calculus and can think of several classmates this probably applies to as well. You'd think statistics would have taught them how unlikely their chances already are.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 1:12am

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• ( . )( . ) Hooray for boobies!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 12:51pm

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• uhh. pretty sure this might be about a kid in my ap. stat class. I'm from the 203.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 11:17pm

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• i've stumbled upon that article before haha its pretty hilarious

  Submitted by m0ses on Apr 9, 11 at 4:04pm

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• Fairfield county ftw

  Submitted by pcross on Apr 25, 10 at 11:33pm

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• How about fuck you!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 11:10am

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• Totally true. I know the "weird kid" and he posted the article as a link on Facebook this morning.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 2:53pm

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• On what would nana do on fb, I think this same dude asked why he hadn't been laid in a year. Het answer was classic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 10:55am

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• Fake. Sigh. Removing this app from my iPhone. Stop regurgitating memes in your life. Fuck you all.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 1:18pm

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• yea i just stumbled upon this article.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 7:24pm

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