Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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