K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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