She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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