This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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