I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Boobs speak an international language.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
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