This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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