Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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