What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Randomize
