i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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