But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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