By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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