So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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