Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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