He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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