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(414): View more from Wisconsin

But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)

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(925): View more from California

If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.

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(310): View more from California

i fucked a milf yesterday.

(619): View more from California

i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.

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(713): View more from Texas

The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me

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(616): View more from Michigan

I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.

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(734): View more from Michigan

I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.

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(214): View more from Texas

That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??

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(917): View more from New York City

dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked

(646): View more from New York

oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now

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