My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
I wish you could order shots online.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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