Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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