tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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