I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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