You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
The chlamydia really affected his face.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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