Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I love having hate sex.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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