I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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