On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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