I think scott just propositioned me for sex
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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