Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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