So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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