You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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