how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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