Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Watching her eat just hurts me
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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