Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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