I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i need an iv and a liver transplant
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
Randomize
