Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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