Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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