This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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