So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
When are your genitals available?
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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