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  I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.

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• And here I thought romance was dead. I hope "something" is smart and finds another dick.

  Submitted by scarab on Sep 9, 11 at 4:14pm

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• big threat. chances are that " something" will be a cantaloupe or his hand

  Submitted by mmmmbop on Sep 9, 11 at 3:16pm

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  • a fucking cantaloupe? dude.

    Submitted by AreYouShittinMe on Sep 9, 11 at 6:07pm

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    • a warm one yes

      Submitted by mmmmbop on Sep 10, 11 at 12:55am

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• How romantic. Think I'll pass dude.

  Submitted by sevensevenseven on Sep 9, 11 at 3:21pm

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• chances are that something will be a warm Apple pie

  Submitted by Koojoo on Sep 9, 11 at 4:32pm

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• Pass

  Submitted by thewhitebuffalo on Sep 9, 11 at 4:12pm

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• sad thing is - the girl will probably say yes...fail.

  Submitted by deckswife on Sep 9, 11 at 5:21pm

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• Well it is Alabama... you know where the men are men and the farm animals are scared.

  Submitted by Jamison01 on Sep 10, 11 at 5:22am

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• OP is a predatory lesbian.

  Submitted by rudyard_clitring on Sep 9, 11 at 4:03pm

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• hmmm very tempting, NOT!!!!

  Submitted by alliedawn on Sep 9, 11 at 4:22pm

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• Not.

  Submitted by okaysowhat on Sep 9, 11 at 7:00pm

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• Oh grow up, you idiot. Du bist ein idiot.

  Submitted by niceman on Sep 16, 11 at 12:50am

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• classy.

  Submitted by Dirge00 on Sep 10, 11 at 1:33pm

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• Wow. This guy's a real winner.

  Submitted by Leeping1 on Sep 10, 11 at 4:19am

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• Wooooww OP is special...

  Submitted by tsaryna on Sep 10, 11 at 1:39pm

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• Tempting. *stankface

  Submitted by friedbunnies on Jan 31, 12 at 8:10am

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• ok sounds good.

  Submitted by bellamari on Sep 9, 11 at 10:54pm

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• wow stick ur dick in something? really? ok so women where jeans not skirts (he'll try to stick it in from behind) guys stay off ur knees even if u have to puke, lock up the dogs and cats, and make sure u have a locking gas cap lol

  Submitted by Superman125 on Sep 9, 11 at 11:25pm

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  • Change your alias to stupidman

    Submitted by Portcityliving on Sep 10, 11 at 7:39am

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• Dammit dad this isn't moms number

  Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 7:21pm

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• LOL @Superman "hide yo kids, hide yo wives, AND hide yo husbands cuz they rapin' errybody up in here"\nP.S. It's "wear" jeans. Just FYI. ;-)

  Submitted by daisy_dukeluke on Sep 10, 11 at 8:58pm

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• that right give her the old 1 2 stuck my dick in you

  Submitted by ohwhatthefuk on Sep 9, 11 at 7:33pm

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• Ya'll a bunch of slack-jawed hoes. OP is a man on a mission

  Submitted by TheGrinch on Sep 10, 11 at 12:24am

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