And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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