They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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