New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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