happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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