she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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