So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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