Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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