I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
he thought i was a dude.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Randomize
