We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm at about main and main street
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
