I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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