I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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