whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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