Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthdayâ€
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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