I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
And then my night got REAL pukey
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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