Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
My legs feel like baby dolphins
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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